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 Member Profile 
 Matty B   Name: Matty B.Moustache/Beard type: handlebar/wildwildwest moustache + curly Jew goatee
 Age: 23
 Occupation/Hobbies: I'm a grad student at Naropa, studying to be a therapist. 
          In the meantime I'm cashier at the Boulder Co-op Market.
 Hobbies include basketball,
 How long have you been cultivating your current moustache/beard? 
          Since it started getting cold again, probably around late August.
 How long have you been a moustache/beard grower? Since 
          it first sprouted, when I was about 17. But my first proper facial hair 
          didn't come together until I 20.
 Do you have any other moustache/beard achievements? 
          In many cultures(e.g. Mexican, ancient Roman) growing a beard or moustache 
          is the sign of becoming a man. So being able to grow a proper one is 
          achievement enough for me.
 Do you use any particular grooming products or trimming tools? 
          Dollar store scissors, Mach 3 razor, my housemate's Remmington 
          trimmer.
 Do you have any moustache/beard grooming tips? Vasaline 
          doesn't work. Pommade does. Also, the smell of eggs will stick around 
          in my moustache all day, so when you eat eggs try not to get them all 
          over your face like me if you don't want to smell like eggs all day.
 Do you have a humorous/inspirational/profound story that involves 
          your moustache/beard? My moustache actually started the Iraq 
          war. Saddam is so jealous of my 'stache.
 Have you ever been discriminated against, jeered at, or harassed 
          for your moustache/beard? Oftentimes I will wake up to the 
          my cat pawing at my beard, attacking it like it was some sort of hairy 
          animal living on my face.
 What are some common reactions to your moustache/beard? 
          A lot of women approach me and say: "Hey WOW, you should totally 
          curl your moustache up, like a handlebar moustache!" Then I do 
          it and they're like, "OH YEAH!" I just don't want to have 
          wax on my face all day long, I like to keep it au natual. But every 
          once in a while I'll curl it up for the ladies.
 Why do you have your moustache/beard? It makes me feel 
          like a man. Plus it's fun to have something growing on your face that 
          doesn't have pus in it.
 Who are you moustached/bearded heroes, if any? Tom 
          Selleck, Salvador Dali and Charlie Chaplin for making the "Hitler" 
          moustache somewhat acceptable.
 Do you have any favorite moustache/beard related media? 
          --I.e. websites, books, films, etc. Anything 
          else you'd like to add? Anecdotes, biographical information, 
          or anything else is welcome.
 The Handlebar Club (http://www.handlebarclub.org.uk/index.htm) 
          is probably the sweetest site on the whole internet. It has everything. 
          Also interesting is the Moustache Database(http://moustache-database.freeservers.com/).
 And last but not least, Moustaches for Kids (http://www.m4kny.org/)
 helps remind people that moustaches are for lovers (and people dying 
          of terminal diseases).
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